I'm Going To Kill DH!!!! - Vent!!!

Okay so on top of waking up 2-3 times a night, my upstairs neighbors have two pit bulls in their apartment WHICH IS AGAINST THEIR LEASE! (only one dog under 35 lbs is allowed). So every morning at 4 am when whoever wakes up, the dogs wake up and start running around and this sounds like loud ass horses galloping above me. Mind you, I wake up at 5:50 am. SO this morning was no different except ALL night DH kept coming right by my ear and start SNORING!!!!!! I keep pushing him away and turning him so his back is facing me but he ALWAYS turns back! So now it's 5:00 am and DH turns to me for the 5th time that night!. I softly tell him to turn away. He snores louder and doesn't hear me. (he's a VERY heavy sleeper). So I push and shove him until he turns on his stomach and faces away from me. But now he's ALL up on my side of the bed! So I push his butt with my hands and he pushes me back and digs his fingers into my butt!!!! So I scream and say stop! He says you pushed me first!!! Then he falls back asleep while I'm rubbing my tush and he FARTS IN HIS SLEEP!!!!! Mind you he does this UNDER the effing blanket so it creeps up to my nose while I'm FINALLY falling asleep at 5:15 am!!!! So I scream again and say "YOU STINK YOU SMELLY EFFING JERK!!!" He moves a little and GOES BACK TO SLEEP!! So now I'm lying there and I can't fall asleep until the smell goes away. The dogs finally stop running around and it's 5:35 am... I finally feel sleepy at 5:47 am... and the alarm goes off 3 minutes later...